.and the world spins madly on.

“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”

traqiicheartsx3:

I wonder what it feels like to have someone in love with you . And you in love with them .

widdlesarah:

My reaction.

harmonizing:

Magic Mike is basically a giant orgasm.

r0b0h:

It’s like he’s coming right at you..

batmanbeast:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

sskeeze:

I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited

stylators:

imagine if i was famous and you would all be like “i followed her once”