Bracing myself for tonight's episode
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
save-the-wasted-moments: m0rphineprince: jussjerr: Gaylor Lautner SO GAY come out already so we can go public with our love. it saddens my heart to say this but yes ^ lmao i love him<3
Mean Vamps 2
Kol: God. My fangs are huge!
Elijah: Oh please. I hate my hips.
Klaus: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got werewolf shoulders.
Edward Cullen: I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body in vampire world.
Elijah: My hairline is so weird.
Klaus: My pores are huge.
Kol: My nail beds suck.
Edward Cullen: I sparkle sometimes in the sun.
My views on sexuality
lulz-time: If you’re gay, that’s cool If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool If you’re asexual, that’s cool If you’re bisexual, that’s cool If you’re pansexual, that’s cool If you’re straight, that’s cool If you’re not sure, that’s cool If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.